Daily Chatter

Friday, October 22, 2010

Future Entomologist or Serial Exterminator?

You know what I spent this morning doing?
Researching spiders and praying mantis.

YeahLife in the fast line!

But it is FALL and the spiders and insects are really big now and every.single.one.of.them is
LIVING IN MY BASEMENT.

I do not lie.

This praying mantis is pink.

They are.

I am not frightened of spiders however; I do not want LBM to get bitten because he picked the wrong one up.

Yeah.  I said, "...picked the wrong one up."

LBM has two responses to insects and arachnids.

1.  The squat and follow
This technique allows LBM to enjoy the little critter for as long as his interest lasts.  He crouches as close as possible and stares, sometimes employing the "blow on it slightly" agitation technique.  If the critter is agitated into movement, LBM simply follows slowly behind and crouches again.  This series can repeat it's self over and over as the critter and attention spans allow.

2.  The see and squash
This technique does not allow for much appreciation of the critter and is often the result of LBM's failed attempts to pick up the critter.  Once the critter has been spotted, LBM moves in to attempt to capture it.  If the critter successfully evades capture several times LBM will attempt to immobilize the critter to aid in capture.  This is often accomplished via the bottom of his shoe.  Even after several explanations regarding the effects of one's shoe bottom on such a small critter, LBM refuses to discontinue this observation technique.  (I attempt to thwart this technique as often as possible)

For now I attempt to teach a distanced appreciation of all the little critters that we find along the way
...and stay current on my insect identification, just in case.


9 days to the big race.

11 comments:

  1. I am now understanding the nickname "Little Bug Man" :) I am NOT a fan of creepy-drawlies and I run screaming when I see them... you are braver than I!

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  2. I am all too familiar with both of the techniques that you described (great descriptions too)!

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  3. Umm, I'd be employing the 2nd method listed every time. I hate insects. Yuck. Hahaha...

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  4. oh dear! I can deal with ANY creepy crawly but NOT and NEVER COCKROACHES!!! I loathe them!

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  5. Oh yicky bug! I'm more of the squash and conquer variety. I was SO lucky that my son never had an interest in bugs and yucky boy things like frogs.

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  6. A pink praying mantis, who knew?? I'm finding tons of bugs inside too! Not my favorite thing!

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  7. definitely see and squash or send my cat after them.

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  8. Is that seriously the size of the mantis in your house? Yikes. I'd put my house up for sale and run away.

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  9. THe description of LBM you gave was awesome! I can picture him as well as any one of my boys doing the same!

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