I have to admit that the following greeting is not from my mind but from the often funny frequently odd mind of a friend of my hubbs. His name is Allen and this is how he wished us a "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year." prepare to laugh
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;
Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)
Remain Thoughtful, Vigilant, and True!
Wow oh wow that is FUNNY!! I work in a VERY multi-cultural office.. I never really know what to say to who??ReplyDelete
Yep, that pretty much covers it I think!ReplyDelete
I've been trying to simplify in every way this holiday but your post just made me feel nervous, how can I simplify AND try to be politically correct and socially appropriate!? Happy Holidays to you, nice visiting your blog!ReplyDelete
Ha ha! Very funny and clever! Here's a plain old "Merry Christmas" to you and your family! Enjoy Jesus' birthday! :DReplyDelete
Hahahaha- I LOVE it!!ReplyDelete
haha - too funny! I'm all over the medical-free year - that means you'll have no running injuries! Score!!! Hope you had a very Merry Christmas!!ReplyDelete